WARNING: make sure you try these thing with the right teacher...other wise your screwed =\
1. When the teacher leaves the room. head to the class speakers and plug in your ipod/zune and play dance the following songs: "My Heart Will Go On" - Celine Dion, or "Eye of the Tiger" - Surviver, or The Rocky Theme Song (then prosed to run around the class room pretending to e rocky).
2. Try to synchronise your class to burst into "Hakuna Matata" during a test
3. Spontaneously stand up in the middle of class and say " Hi! my name is (insert name here) and I'm a alcoholic)
4. When the teacher is presetting of the projector, send them email's with goofy/random comments such as: HI! =D, OMG im spamin your outlook.
5. When you finish an easy test or quiz by your name write "i am so smrt...S.M.R.T" in large obnoxious letters
6. Ask the teacher a stupid question you already know the answer to and then laugh at him/her so they give you a weird look. for example
Roy: "So today we'll be learning about vectors."
Rishabh: "Mr. Roy did you say we're learning about vectors today?"
Roy: "yeah i did:
Rishabh: "HAHAHAHAH"
7. Randomly yell to the person sitting next to you "Can you please get your hand off my thigh!"
8. Take a ball to class and start to pass it around the room to other kids when the teacher turns there back to write on the board. try not to drop it and make sure the teacher doesn't notice =P
9. When your friend goes to the bathroom go to his/her computer and send a task from it to you. Then go to your computer and open up Outlook and accept it. Open tasks and continually click on the little check box next to the task....this will spam your Friends inbox until you feel like deleting the task =P
10.bite people =)
2 comments:
i'm not appreciating # 7
hahahaha done most of these :D
i miss #1 and #2 from kalbags class...
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